February 2012
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...The Earth began to cool,The autotrophs began to drool,Neanderthals developed tools,We built a wall (we built the pyramids),Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,That all started with the big bang!"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.A fraction of a second and the elements were made.The bipeds stood up straight,The dinosaurs all met their fate,They tried to leap but they were late And they all died (they froze their asses off) The oceans and pangea See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya Set in motion by the same big bang! It all started with the big BANG! It's expanding ever outward but one day It will cause the stars to go the other way, Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! Australopithecus would really have been sick of us Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy It all started with the big bang! Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology It all started with the big bang! It all started with the big BANG!
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Sherlock Holmes and Mycroft Holmes.
James Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes
John Watson and Irene Adler.
John Watson and John Watson.
Wasn’t Benedict’s parents family friends with Jeremy Brett, also?
Britain, you need a bigger social circle stat.
Jude Law was in Shoscombe Old Place with Jeremy...
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Acabo de terminar de ver Sherlock: A Study in Pink y, creo que tengo nueva adicción. Así que, soportenme.
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J.K. ROWLING IS WRITING A NEW BOOK!!!! →
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Viendo August Rush por milesima vez, amo esa película.
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“All the books we own, both read and unread, are the fullest expression of self...”
– Nick Hornby, The Polysyllabic Spree (via mischa-mash)
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A punto de ponerle la cuerda a mi violín y afinarlo, deseenme suerte,
